"Shrimp Aren't Real" T-Shirt — Unisex Tee

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This lightweight cotton tee speaks with a deadpan wink: bold block letters state “SHRIMP AREN'T REAL.” It sits clean and unfussy on the body — crew neck, classic fit — letting the message do the talking. Wear it to quiet, laugh, or start a conversation at the pier, the deli, or a weekend barbecue. The soft, smooth fabric feels broken-in from the first wear and holds up to repeated washes while keeping the print crisp. Simple, direct, and a little strange — for people who like to nudge routine with a quiet bit of absurdity.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, durable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfortable, safe wear
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck prints; made in Bangladesh with EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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This lightweight cotton tee speaks with a deadpan wink: bold block letters state “SHRIMP AREN'T REAL.” It sits clean and unfussy on the body — crew neck, classic fit — letting the message do the talking. Wear it to quiet, laugh, or start a conversation at the pier, the deli, or a weekend barbecue. The soft, smooth fabric feels broken-in from the first wear and holds up to repeated washes while keeping the print crisp. Simple, direct, and a little strange — for people who like to nudge routine with a quiet bit of absurdity.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, durable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfortable, safe wear
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck prints; made in Bangladesh with EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors