Shrimp Are Felons T-Shirt — Unisex

from $22.38
This lightweight cotton tee carries a dry, deadpan message for people who like humor that’s blunt and a little absurd. The clean, block-letter print sits centered on a classic crew shirt — easy to wear on long drives, late-night bar runs, or casual weekends when you want your personality to do the talking. The fabric breathes and moves with you, and the simple white canvas keeps the statement front-and-center without fuss. Wear it with worn jeans, an unbuttoned overshirt, or toss it in a tote for road trips and beach days when you want to start conversations with a smirk.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed crewneck with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and DTF/DTG printed graphics for comfort and durable print quality
- Oeko‑Tex certified; ethically sourced US cotton and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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This lightweight cotton tee carries a dry, deadpan message for people who like humor that’s blunt and a little absurd. The clean, block-letter print sits centered on a classic crew shirt — easy to wear on long drives, late-night bar runs, or casual weekends when you want your personality to do the talking. The fabric breathes and moves with you, and the simple white canvas keeps the statement front-and-center without fuss. Wear it with worn jeans, an unbuttoned overshirt, or toss it in a tote for road trips and beach days when you want to start conversations with a smirk.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed crewneck with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and DTF/DTG printed graphics for comfort and durable print quality
- Oeko‑Tex certified; ethically sourced US cotton and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors