"Never Trust Shrimp" T-Shirt — Funny Bold Text Tee

from $22.38
This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a bold, deadpan slogan that starts conversations before you do. Soft, ring-spun cotton drapes cleanly across the shoulders and chest, letting the strong, all-caps text take center stage. Wear it to casual meetups, seaside barbecues, or late-night trivia where dry humor lands just right. It feels lived-in from the first wear, breathes through warm afternoons, and tucks neatly under a jacket when you want the message to peek out. The understated back keeps the focus forward — simple, confident, and a little mischievous.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight, 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
- Mix of DTG and DTF printing methods: durable sleeve/neck labels and crisp chest print

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a bold, deadpan slogan that starts conversations before you do. Soft, ring-spun cotton drapes cleanly across the shoulders and chest, letting the strong, all-caps text take center stage. Wear it to casual meetups, seaside barbecues, or late-night trivia where dry humor lands just right. It feels lived-in from the first wear, breathes through warm afternoons, and tucks neatly under a jacket when you want the message to peek out. The understated back keeps the focus forward — simple, confident, and a little mischievous.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight, 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
- Mix of DTG and DTF printing methods: durable sleeve/neck labels and crisp chest print

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors